5000 Questions Part 19

Originally Posted on 10th of June 2013, 6:49pm
(Real day of post: 10日6月2013年, a las 18:49ぽい)

1801. How many smurfs can you name?

papa smurf. . .that’s it

1802. Do you keep track of your life using a planner or calendar book?

i use a calendar

Would you be lost without it?

in some ways yes

1803. Have you ever fully eradicated a bad habit that you had?

i dont think so

1804. Where do snowflakes come from?

from clouds. the air is too dry and cold so the water molecules crystalize

1805. What do these latin phrases mean?

Et tu Brute: and you brute

Congito ergo sum: i dunno

1806. You’re writing a story.

The super hot (guy or girl?): my imagined self

is about to kiss (who): a handsome guy

Just then they get interrupted by (what): a phone vibrating

and somebody screams, (what):”what the fuck ”

but it is too late. Fortunately (who): the handsome guy

walks by and does something (what): ignores the call

and they all live (how): sexily

ever after.

1807. The radio is playing U2, The Defects, Echo & the Bunnymen, The Pointer Sisters, Staubkind, and Dr. Dre. on different stations. Which band are you most likely to listen to?


1808. How do you feel about the tsunami that killed over 100,000 people in December 2004?

there are many tsunamis, hurricanes, earthquakes, tornados, etc that kill people

1809. What is the difference between madness and brilliance?

that difference is a bit hazy at times

1810. Write any random sentance here:

i took a piss today.

1811. Say the sentence you wrote out loud. Did anybody answer?


1812. Turn on your TV if it’s not on already, what channel is it?


1813. If you were to hit redial on your phone right now, who would it call?


1814. Hit edit paste on your browser and paste the last thing you copied here:

1815. Miracle on 34th street, original or remake?

i dunno. never saw it.

1816. Have you ever been in a parade?

no. good question. i had to think about that one

1817. Why don’t people just walk up to each other and become friends?

cuz they are pussies. we are children but after we learn the uglies of the world, we dont stay children anymore.

1818. Do you turn the base up all the way in your car (or would you if you had acar) and blast the music?


1819. Do you care if what you do annoys others?


1820. What keeps you from being happy?

myself sometimes

1821. If you could go back in time and talk to yourself five years ago what would you say to yourself(You can only stay in the past for FIVE MINUTES so make it COUNT!)?

i would tell myself specific names of people to avoid, and i would tell myself to learn more on certain things than others

1822. Write a surreal (Having an oddly dreamlike quality) sentance:

i dreamly took a piss today

1823. Can you talk for one hour without using the word ‘like’?

i could try

1824. Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?


1825. Say something nice about:

yourself: i have good listening skills

me: i dont know you

your dad: he’s retired

your mom: is smart

the one you love: ask me that another time when i have someone i love

1828. What websites are addictive to you?

im not addicted but i tend to visit DA a lot and denshijisho.org

1829. Who do you love so much that you would clean live maggots out of their garbage pail just so that they didn’t have to?

no one

1830. Who do you think will read all 5,000 of your answers to this survey?

no one

1831. Out of everyone reading your diary, how many people know your first name?

no one

1832. When you die and your tragic story is a human interest spot on the news will you want your friends and family to say you were the greatest smartest and kindest person ever…or tell the truth?

tell the truth

1833. Have you filled out an organ donor card?


1834. Who do you never want to end up like?

my ‘father’

1835. How many oxymorons can you think of?


1836. How many years old is your diary?

well i started this blog not so long ago. maybe not even a year old?

1837. How could today get any worse?

i dont even want to think about it right now

1838. What will you never ever do again?

get a migraine

1839. What’s the most terrible lie someone could tell you?

that they like me or love me when they dont

1840. Would you ever wear vinyl pants?


1841. What was the last thing that you printed out?

an essay

1842. What would you say to Flavor Flav if you saw him walking down the street?

nothing. i probably wouldn’t even notice him

1843. What are you dependant on?

food, water, and shelter, and love

1844. What do you look forward to each day?


1846. Did you take lessons as a kid? what?

ice skating, and ballet. ballet was my mothers idea. i never liked it. too boring

1847. What’s the best song to listen to after a break up?

i dont love you by my chemical romance , or grenade by bruno mars

1848. The radio is playing Poison, Inxs, the Psychadelic Furs, Dio, and Matchbox 20 on different stations. What do you listen to?


1849. Do you know what it’s like to take care of someone else?


1850. Would you rather take care of someone or be taken care of?

taken care of

1851. What is the worst 80’s song in your opinion?

actually i like 80’s music. rock in particular

1852. What song makes you so happy that just want to dance and dance and DANCE?

God, does it even matter if you think you “can’t dance?”

no it doesn’t matter

1853. What has been your most beautiful magical memorable cloud nine manic ecstatic incredibly happy bouncy air-light moment of this life???

when i will graduate and move onto graduate school. i will feel most happy.

1854. According to Depeche Mode, “Everything counts in large amounts.” According to the Crow, “Nothing is trivial.” Do you believe this is true?


1855. Are you enjoying this thrilling lucious roller coaster ride of a life as much as I am?

sometimes yes. other times no.

1856. Do you know how improbable it is that life exists at all?


1857. Are you kind to strangers?

i would like to think so

1858. Do you go out of your way for other people?

yes. but now i know not to. or at least to be wary of who

1859. Make a promise: i promise i will go to sleep tonight

1860. Will you keep it?


1861. What do you think of the author of this survey? has a lot of questions

What’s my gender? sounds like a boy

What’s my age? i dunno

What bands do I like(you must have SOME idea by now)? actually i have no clue

Anything else?? nope

1862. What makes something “literature”? Also, what makes something “art?”

literature: you have to read it. art is a much broader subject/category.

1863. Why are you even doing this survey?? Doesn’t it TELL you something that you have NOTHING BETTER TO DO than fill out a 5,000 question survey???

i do have better things to do, but i had promised myself that i would finish it and i intend to do just that.

1864. Has answering these questions been a learning experiance for you (writing them certainly has been for me)?

not really

1865. Have you ever been so happy you could cry?


1866. Do you know that the one you love is the one you will spend the rest of your life with??

it would be nice to have that

1867. Have you ever asked yourself, ‘Is there any more to life than this?’


1868. What did you answer yourself?

i never asked myself that

1869. Do you let the restrictions of society restrain you?


1870. Or are you just too full of life to be stopped??

piss off

1871. We are spinning on a bright blue bulb that is bursting with life. How could you possibly feel alone?

trust me. it can and does happen

1872. Is there something you’d like to try?

there are many things i would like to try.

1873. What makes your heart smile and your skin get all tingly-ish?

i dont know. . .

1874. How long has it been since you danced the night away?

about 2 weeks i think?

1875. Are you willing to do EVERYTHING POSSIBLE to get the most out of


that is what i am doing

1876. Are you willing to give the very best most beautiful part of yourself to the world?


1877. Is there love in your heart?


1878. Do things tend to go your way more often when you’re happy?


1879. What do you do while everyone sleeps?

watch a drama episode or sleep. depends what part of the world you are talking about

1880. What is one thing you will you never ever ever get any more of?

migraines. i dont like them

1881. What’s your favorite short story?

hmmm. i like the one about la llorona.

1882. Have do you feel about beauty pageants?

they’re ok i guess

1883. If it ain’t broke (say anything but ‘don’t fix it’):

it ain’t broke

1885. Do you bruise easily?


1886. In William Shakespeare’s play, “All’s Well That Ends Well,” the character Parolles makes an interesting speech about virginity, saying that “Virginity by being once lost may be ten times found; by being ever kept, it is ever lost…To speak on the part of virginity is to accuse your mothers; which is most infallible disobedience…virginity murders itself; and should be buried in highways, out of all sanctified limit, as a desperate offendress against nature. Virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese; consumes itself to the very paring, and so dies with feeding his own stomach. Besides, virginity is peevish, proud, idle, made of self-love, which is the most inhibited sin in the canon. Keep it not; you cannot choose but lose by’t…”

What do you think of this?

he has no fucking clue what he’s talking about. sounds like he’s not talking about his own virginity. since he’s not talking about his own virginity, whatever he says really isn’t important

1887. Would you prefer to stay in a motel, hotel, inn, lodge, or resort?

um. . .hotel or resort is good for right now

1888. Have you ever gone scuba diving?

i’ve gotten lessons, but no never done it in an ocean

1889. What kind of bread do you like?

many kinds. especially just baked!

1890. Do you usually behave the way you want to?

most times

1891. How does the idea in your head of what you want to be like match up to the reality of what you are like?

it’s pretty close

1892. Do you realize that in 111 questions this survey will have more questions than there have been years since christ was born?

did you know there have been more questions in this survey than there have been years i’ve been alive?

1893. Are your air and water as pure as you want them to be?

not really. . .

1894. Would you ever visit an insect zoo?


1895. Can you enjoy life without stimulants (coffee, ciggarettes, drugs, alcohol)?

yes. ubt sometimes i just really want my jamaican rum punch

1896. How many hours do you sleep every night?

around 8 to 9

1897. Is this survey your friday or saturday night date?

its actually a monday after a final

1898. I go crazy when I’m without _______.


1899. Can you do the robot dance?

i can try, but no.

1900. How much thought do you put into your dance moves?


                        1901. Are you able to recognize patterns, habits, routines and break out of them?

i am actually trying one right now.


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